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One pf life’s mysteries is how a 1 kg box of chocolates can make you gain 3 kgs.

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The nice part of living in a small town is that when you don't know what you’re  doing, someone else does.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

Just as I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health then my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers.

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes.

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like … “You know   sometimes I forget to eat!’ ….  Now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.  You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then marry him.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast.  

Are they kidding?   That’s my idea of a perfect day!

Trip to Indochina

Geoff Ostling reports that he is arranging a gay men's tour of Indochina from 6th

to 21st November 2008.   The trip will visit  Thailand, Laos and Cambodia.

Flying Thai International Airways.  There will be lots of interesting sights and         experiences with 3 days visiting one of the great wonders of the ancient world — the extraordinary temples of Angkor Wat in Cambodia.

Stay-ons at the end of the tour in Bangkok or other parts of Thailand are possible as are to anywhere on the Thai International Network. 

Business Class available for those wanting extra comfort.   As the tour takes in 3 countries and involves many flights, the cost of the tour is $3,750.00 or $4,100.00 for single accommodation. 

A deposit of $500.00 is required by 15th June 2008. 

Ask Geoff or Joe for a brochure at any MAG meeting or by email

heavily tattooedbear@ yahoo.com.au.

SKIN

A Film about MAG Members Geoff Ostling and Joe Chapman will be shown

at the Sydney Film Festival on Friday, 13 June at 9.30am and then again

on Saturday, 14th June at 12 noon.    It is one of 3 documentaries under the general heading of ANATOMY made by gay film producers Tony Ayers and     Michael McMahon.    It will be shown on ABC TV in September 2008.

A DVD containing all 3 ANATOMY documentaries should be available

at ABC shops soon after September.